3/13/14

Thursday Thoughts: Transcript of My 3 Year Old

  • I'm Maddy
  • I'm three
  • I'm a princess 
  • Stop talking to me
  • No
  • No
  • No
  • Can I have a snack?
  • I don't want no banana
  • I love my Mommy
  • This is mine
  • I can go potty all by myself
  • I can get raisins all by myself
  • I can color all by myself
  • I can do that all by myself
  • OK I won't touch it
  • This is mine
  • Are you mad at me?
  • No
  • No
  • No
  • Where's my snack?
  •  
  •  
  • please
  • I don't want no carrots
  • I like carrots
  • Can I have Goldfish please?
  • And a drink?
  • And some Cheetos?
  • And some juice?
  • And some Craisins?
  • And
  • And
  • And 
  • Are you mad at me?
  • Blaaaaaaaaaaankieeeeeeee!
  • Are you reading?
  • AGAIN?!?!
  • Can I read it too?
  • Oh, it's a Mommy book?
  • Can I hold it?
  • Can I turn the pages?
  • Oops!
  • Sorry!
  • I wipe it off.
  • See, I cleaned it for you.
  • I love my Daddy
  • I love my sister
  • Are you mad at me?
  • Stop talking to me.
  • No
  • No
  • No
  • Are you knitting?
  • AGAIN?!?!
  • Can I hold this yarn?
  • Oops!
  • Sorry!
  • I picked it up.
  • I wiped it.
  • I cleaned it for you.
  • Let's read this book
  • You skipping pages!
  • I'm not tired.
  • I want a hug.
  • Can I have a snack?
  • No I didn't just eat!
  • I DIDN'T!
  • No
  • No
  • No
  • Why?
  • I don't want no dinner.
  • I want noodles.
  • I want pancakes with syrup on it and you cut them up
  • I want a drink.
  • I want that toy.
  • That one.
  • That one.
  • That one.
  • Behind you.
  • On the table.
  • Over there.
 long drawn out sigh
  • OK, I'll get it.
  • Are you mad at me?
  • I'm not tired.
  • I don't want no bath.
  • I want a bath!
  • With bubbles
  • And fishes
  • And cups
  • And crayons
  • And sing the turtle song
  • I'm not tired.
  • Blaaaaaaaaankieeeeeee!
  • I love my Mommy.
  • I love my Daddy.
  • I love Sammy.
  • I love my whoooooooooole family.
  • Stop talking to me.
CGM...and the 3 year old.

9 comments:

  1. Lol!!! The girl knows what she wants (and what she doesn't want)!!! Adorable. Hope that goes right in her scrapbook.

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  2. Oh my gosh. I love this kid. My youngest is 30 so look at the stories you are going to have!

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  3. I'm a Montessori teacher, and I have 2 year olds this year. There's a lot of "do you want ___?" "NO!" (30 seconds later) "I want (same exact thing that was offered 30 seconds ago)!"

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  4. She sounds just like my 3 yo granddaughter! Lol

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  5. She is adorable! Made my day to "hear", her take on her world! shelly beth

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  6. I laughed and laughed after reading this post. Thanks for brightening my day, Tanesha (and Maddy!)

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